Before I run off to that bonfire, I'd like to tell the world the most exciting words I thought I'd ever say.
I. Am. TAN.
For the first time in probably ten years, I am becoming a slight shade of brown. I am tan. God, it feels so good to say. To type, whatever.
And I'm not cheating my way through, either--this is a real, natural, skin-cancer-prone tan. I couldn't be more happy.
Quit laughing. If you were half albino [and the other half elf], you'd be grateful too.
Arty is [reminiscent of a golden marshmallow, and] OUT. :D
15 years ago
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