And all I could do was roll my eyes.

I just finished working tonight, and as usual, Abby was the victim of yet another embarrassing situation.

Part of my job at Panera is to clean the restrooms, a job I reluctantly but dutifully perform every time I work a closing shift. Honestly, it's not that bad. But today was hilarious.

Protocol says I must knock on the men's door, listen for a reply, and then cautiously peer into the room. Well, I did, and nobody was there, so I entered and propped open the door so any intruders would see me and realize that they needed to wait a few minutes.

A man walks in, stares at me for a second, and proceeds to pee. With me standing there, still in a bit of shock that he is actually going to do what he's doing.

Umm, no thanks?

So I slammed the paper towel dispenser shut and scurried out the door, eager to leave Mr. Modest behind. I relayed my story to Thing 2 [one of my twinsie friends that works there] and she just laughed, saying that such incidences occur quite often and that I was lucky not to have seen more than I did. Which, I might add, was much more than I desired to see.

What happened to decency??