"She's in love, and the world gets blurry
She makes mistakes, and she's in no hurry to grow up
'Cause grownups, they don't understand her
Well it's a big, big world out there, but she's not scared...
She finds hope in the strangest places
She reads her books, and she knows the faces
Of everyone that ever said she's alone
She knows every word to the saddest songs
And she sings along, though her friends all tell her
That she can't sing...
She's eighteen, much too young
To know what a kiss like that would mean
But her lips, they were no stranger to the touch
And she likes it way too much."
--Mayday Parade, So Far Away

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Lesson #25: Hot vs. Cold

These things I have learned from working at Panera:

Boiling water makes things hot.

Ice makes things cold.

Coffee, containing boiling water, feels hot when poured down a leg.

Mango smoothies, containing ice, feel cold when poured down an arm.

Both are equally uncomfortable and ought to be avoided.

Unless, of course, you're me, much too uncoordinated for your own health and safety.

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