Hello, My Name is I HATE WALMART.

I apologize in advance if this post offends anyone [all you "Walmart is God" folk].

I severely, utterly, completely, without a doubt, to the highest degree, and with all of my heart, LOATHE Walmart.

I swear, it's like a breeding ground for stupid people. I'm not talking about "special" people (I'm not mean!), I'm talking about people who are not disabled in any way and yet can't figure out how to walk down a shopping aisle.

Honestly, how hard can it be to just SHOP?

They turn it into a claustrophic's personal hell. Compacted into five-foot-wide aisles with their ten kids (each) and a cart full of underpriced, worthless junk, I find it difficult to breathe. Or in most cases, I hold my breath because at least one person in that mess of people hasn't bathed in a week.

It's awful.

Some say that Walmart has "saved the struggling family." How? By providing you with what could possibly be the most stressful day you've had all year? By basically giving you your products and driving every other grocery store, clothing retailer, or drugstore out of business? They're not helping you, I promise. They're not helping anyone.

Sooner or later, their reign over the market will end. I'm hoping sooner rather than later.

Or else I'll be renaming my Monopoly game "The Walmart." Rawr.

~Abby